No Neck Nellie...

So I'm thinking that my daughter has no neck. When I look at her all I see is head and then shoulders. It is a sad thing.

I don't know how this happened, I'm guessing it has something to do with the amount of weight she has been putting on lately - she is a bit of a porker. The only time I ever see her neck is when she is getting a bath. I make sure to clean her no neck...

You be the judge: